Murder in Prince David

In a Unit in Prince David

Something terrible took place

A girl was found dead lying flat on her face

Two suspects were trying to leave after that

Because a sneaky detective arrived in a hat

But because he was quick, the pair couldn't escape

So they hid behind a cabinet and some drapes

Unfortunately, they were spotted so they climbed some place tall

But it was leading them nowhere, so they dashed for the hall

They came close to freedom, but the detective was swift

He used his mad skills to catch them in the lift

So then they were arrested and they sang a sad, sad song

Because the two-faced detective

Was the culprit all along!

Introducing: Pepe Le Perv. Don Drunk Diavolo. Sherlock the Homie.
(Yes we know. We're retarded)

Narration c/o Paulina aka Don Drunk Diavolo